What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
