I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
The uberlube is also flammable
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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