just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
