she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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