does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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