So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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