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  • 84 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:29pm

    i think she meant that the roster was "full" meaning it wasn't an option anymore, so it was hypothetical, like she was tired of being his fuck buddy, so wanted to date him or just be friends.

  • 75 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:22pm

    is there a fuck buddy minor league? he could chill there till someone is injured in game.

  • 72 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:39pm

    If a guy said that no one would say slut double standard for women

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:30pm

    well 3:26, atleast we know you can read

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:35pm

    She's a fucking slut!

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 6:53am

    Pull a Favre, who wants to pound what many guys are already pounding?

  • 71 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:26pm

    The statement in itself is just dumb. basically it says I have a ton of fuck buddies and plan on keeping them( hence not switching him out with alternate fuck buddy), but you can date me. ie I am a whore and will continue the fuck buddies while you date me.

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:37pm

    lololol fucking hilarious!

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:43pm

    This woman belongs on sports center

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:44pm

    If a woman gave me a dating ultimatum in the form of a sports analogy, I would probably just propose to her on the spot.

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:14pm

    I totally have to borrow this one. That's the best shit I've heard in a while....

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:29pm

    well, now that we now you have a long list of fuck buddies, I don't think anyone would want to date you. looks like you twoare friends.

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:11pm

    457 the argument wasn't about what she meant, the argument was about what she said and how it made her look. For example I want to give her a facial, and mean a mud mask and day at the spa. However the intial statement was poorly worded so that some people would bitch me out calling me a degrading asshole when I was actually trying to be nice...Hence the stupidity of her statement

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:50pm

    Dating wouldnt even be an option if she has many fuck buddies I agree with 3:29

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:34pm

    well i understand it but a better choice of words would of been the fuck buddies team is folding

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:26pm

    Way to fail on being witty

  • 35 35
    Submitted by shiloh1luv on Mar 3, 11 at 10:59am

    Smart girl

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 10:47am

    Omg!! I would have purposesd to you on the spot!!

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:52pm

    So your not attracted to him, so you want to "date" for free meals? Your a loser just tell him your not interested.

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:56pm

    I'm so going to use this one with the guy I've been seeing....

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:57pm

    I personally love the analogy and unlike some men posting on here--actually understand what she meant. She's not a whore, in other words.

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 7:40pm

    lol it is funny..dont take it so seriously crap!

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:09pm

    What she is trying to say and what she is saying are 2 different animals. The proper analogy would be that the fuck buddies team has been contracted, or the fuck buddies where eliminated from playoff contention. I personally don't give a shit what she said. She just looks like an idiot.

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:04pm

    Sept 22 322. I agree team 4 run. Or just tell her my dating team is full as well as my friends.

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:18pm

    hmm i'm guessing he went with team four...

  • 27 28
    Submitted by hotgeekgirl on Dec 3, 11 at 12:34am

    Send him over here, my fb team still has one opening

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:41pm

    326 mustn't take everything so literally. Obviouslly she's ill of what has been going on between the two of them. Very smartly put, texted!

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:22pm

    team four....RUN FUCKER RUN.....?

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:23pm

    how is this a good night? can't be fuck buddy...

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:10pm

    Wow, you sound like quite a twat.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:48pm

    you guys just think way the fuck too much...

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:15pm

    Ok this broad is fucking awesome

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:28pm

    omfg im soooooo using this hahaha

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:52pm

    So your not attracted to him, so you want to "date" for free meals? Your a loser just tell him your not interested.

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 5:49am

    i wonder what kind of team she's talking about. . . . . and how many on the roster? tennis or basketball? cricket or baseball? and if it's a post season roster, well, that's a pretty full dance card!!!!

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:28pm

    lmfao i love this its a fkn wiiiin.

  • 42 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:06pm

    341 "texted" isnt a word..why must you butcher the English language

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:33pm

    I could not agree more.

  • 33 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:26pm

    Hey, 309? Yeah. Fuck you.

  • 35 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:29am

    Portland, Oregon 503. He probably smokes too much weed that's why the analogy was needed

  • 31 62
    Submitted by Takin_A_Shit on Dec 3, 10 at 12:35am

    hhaahahahahaha

  • 37 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:11pm

    339 based on the rationale as to why she was a whore..ie from literal translation dating a guy and having a "full roster" of fuck buddies, would that not label her in the whore category? As would be the same distinction for a male. So save your double standard bullshit, until it is applicable