You're my little dorito
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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