Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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