Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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