she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Go christen that room with your naked body.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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