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  • HAHA i laughed soo hard, twilight is sickening and I KNOW how damn annoying it is, gooshh. \nmuch like\n"so today, on facebook.." \nI feel your pain. haha dump her

    Submitted by HoneyBeeDPG on Jul 15, 10 at 4:04pm
  • hahaha!! reminds me of my friend....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:58pm
  • No it's not jasper it's Cam he is so amazing....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:54am
  • edward is a pillow biter :P FEATHERS OM NOM NOM ahaha the books are so stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:27am
  • kristen stewart is not hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:54pm
  • so lets start arguing over twilight yet again. seriously, these texts are only approved so you can bitch about twilight. its fucking annoying. get over it. twilight exists whether you like it or not. i hate other things but still have to hear about them all the goddamn time. LIVE WITH IT. your bitching about it won't make it go away no matter how hard you try.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:27pm
  • All guys hate Twilight because they can not live up to the expectations that girls have for them. Although these characters are vampires and werewolves, you do not need to be either of these to know how to treat a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:08am
  • FUCKING SHUT UP ABOUT EVERYTHING omg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:34pm
  • ^ which is also why fans want him to date kristen stewart. brings the books to life. and also why there are rumours about her carrying his baby (pffffft)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 10:48am
  • run. run so far away from her or she will bit and infect you. and also, 303 :] lame, I know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:55am
  • You're just jealous cuz you'll never sparkle like Edward does.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 2:21pm
  • it's soft core porn for children.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:53am
  • Both Bella and Edward would make horrible partners for anyone else. That is why they are together, so that they cannot inflict their obnoxiousness onto innocent bystanders. Also, Rob Pattinson is decent in How To Be and The Bad Mother's Handbook. Just not Twilight...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:00am
  • wow, where have all the romantics gone? let me guess watching porn and having meaningless sex with the last person they met at the karaoke bar. FTW.. It's an amazing love story that could never exist thats what makes it so hot. imagination is the open window to the greatest possibilities especially in the bedroom.haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:55am
  • purr no.. talk dirty, moan, cuss yes.. my ears neck very sensitive so purring would be very arousing.. purr though, sounds way way hotter then "rawr". now i want this lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:11am
  • Stephenie Meyer is a thesaurus raping attention whore who shouldn't be allowed to write a grocery list, much less another book.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:40pm
  • only girls who have self esteem issues love twilight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:26pm
  • this one time? at band camp? i read twilight. omg fml h8 twilight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:43am
  • Oh fuck I love Taylor lautner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:28pm
  • "last summer at band camp..." was nerdy yet interesting and funny. this is just retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:53pm
  • @ 3:30, you rock. This thread is hilarious. Fuck Twilight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 8:42pm
  • i'm going out on a limb here and saying "rawr" is the noise made when growling sexually?? like purring?? i think

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:05am
  • Twilight Books were good, the movie was unbearable, and the teeny boppers obsessed with Rob Pattison are in some desperate need of glasses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:35am
  • i know that. i said after november - 2 more movies- not that summit confirmed the forth one. showtime did however. and i dont mind the books and i dont mind the eye candy on screen. but i hate the hype. its soooo annoying. and i agree with the social skills.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:54pm
  • kristen stewart was amazing in adventureland

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:12pm
  • Kristen Stewart is not at all hot. No way, no how.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:22am
  • I just can't think that anyone who either looks constantly stoned or constantly mortified is hot. She's also a horrible actress which makes it worse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:00pm
  • fucking hollywood destroyed twilight i love how evry1 loves fucking vampires now and thinx they kno twilight off that movie o btw ROBERT PATTERSON fell off the fucking ugly tree and hit every branch on the way dwn and evry time i see him a piece of my sanity dies a little

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:28pm
  • Yeah, that's kina pathetic. Have to agree with you on that one. The teeny vampire thing needs to die already. Oh, and for those of you who haven't noticed yet... Edward is creepy. If this guy was real, he would have a restraining order. Especially if he was ugly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:38am
  • 9:00 have you watched anything other than the twilight movie, with Kristen Stewart? because last time i checked in every role she actually cares about she's good in, I mean everyone knows that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart hate playing as Edward and Bella, they both came out and said it in interviews, and you can't be ignorant enough to believe that she sucks as Bella because she's a shitty actor, watch different movies with her in them, she's a way better actress then you're giving her credit for

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:23pm
  • i get very defensive about that girl so dont get me started. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:59pm
  • Rob Pattison is ugly as shit. Im so sick of seeing his face everywhere. Only reason i tolerated this crap ass movie was for Taylor Lautner ^_^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:12am
  • 1:52 - you've never had someone purr at you?? i know both guys and girls the do it... kind of animalistic ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:59am
  • dear 9:27, marry me? finally someone sees that 'yeah its out there its annoying but so are alot of other things get over it. if you dont like it dont react to it' you are wonderful. 9:23. agreed. they fucking hate edward and bella roles. it really sucks that its what made them huge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:06pm
  • ^^ yeah they could learn how to be a creepy ass stalker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:15am
  • What's even more pathetic than the teeny boppers who are obsessed with Rob Pattison are the middle-aged women who are obsessed with him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:04am
  • @1:05 are you the "rawr' er? @1:21 I agree once was enough for me also. my co worker read each book 6 times. i couldnt believe she was bragging about it her marriage has to suck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:37am
  • besides- her awkwardness and horrible acting add to her hottness.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:58pm
  • i mean, i dont mind seeing Kristen Stewart everywhere. god is she hott. and im a girl for crying out loud but this vampire shit has got to stop!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:51pm
  • hahahha i fucking hate twilight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:40pm
  • twlight sucks but i'd go pale for jasper hale.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:00am
  • kristen stewart looks like a man and Robert pattinson looks like a girl....cannot understand what people see in them...taylor lautner on the other hand...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:06pm
  • 9:31 I totally agree. Gayest thing I ever saw.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:06pm
  • this one time at band camp... classic <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:02pm
  • Edward is one of the worst boyfriends I have encountered in both real life and book life, and Bella fails for thinking he's so amazing. I've read the books and I fear they will have a bad effect on young tween/teen girls searching for what to expect when they meet a guy and concluding that Twilight is a good example.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:47am
  • Kristen Stewart is fucking disgusting and needs to take a fucking shower. She looks like she just swam in a tub of oil.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:30am
  • haha i love "I love it how people who supposedly hate twilight actually waste their time writing about it and usually end up talking about it longer than people who love twilight." and i'd let the girl vampires suck something

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:11pm
  • area 303?? really?? you guys give denver a bad name! and if she was reading twilight how old was she?? 12?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:03pm
  • was anyone else really disturbed by the woman who made an edward cullen action figure into a vibrator?? all the Twi-Hards are getting me down... read real vampire literature THEN tell me how much you love the books

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:32pm
  • @ 3:04 Agreed. So totally agreed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:11am
  • Thanks for the 411 @1:05 i can't.. lol i mean what happen to mmm or umm nevermind to each thier own. I am just picturing this hot ass girl & instead of mmm baby i am hearing "rawr" lol guess i def need to experience a "rawr "er

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:52am
  • How can you read Twilight that much? christ, she needs to get a life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:41pm
  • ^Agreed. Rob Pattison is definately ugly, and skanky. Kristen Stewart is as well. I'm sick of hearing all these little girls "awwwing" over him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:27am
  • i love twilight, mothafuckas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:30pm
  • Oh wow. Please get out of the twilight phase and move on to real literature. Snark is allowed. Was she being snarky?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:47pm
  • maybe shes a slow reader? or just slow. how hott was she? i would put up with the twilight crap if she was over a 9.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:44pm
  • omg this sounds a lot like this chick i went to hs with. hyperactive lil snotty bitch..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:17am
  • Harry Potter 4 Life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:22pm
  • i like the unconventional beauty type girls. so yeah sorry 8:54, i think she is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:57pm
  • i liked robert pattison before twilight,(hp) but im not a teeny bopper ..lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:05am
  • that's why i like the way rob plays him... he's actually admitted to hating edward as a character, and feeling majorly creeped out because the books are essentially the sexual fantasies of smeyer in book form... and so plays the guy as a manic-depressed self-loathing creep

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 2:42am
  • 2:38, I definitely agree with you on your second point. He's creeptacular.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:06am
  • 8:52, you dont have to be 13 to like it. but to talk about it in every breath yeah probably between 13 and 16

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:55pm
  • Guys could learn a thing or two..or a million..from this book.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:10am
  • 10:06(2) - haha, taylor lautner may be only turning 17 but MAN is he sexy.... the things i would do to him.... rawr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:16pm
  • I just love that impossible love is possible like pretty women it's a twisted fairytale lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:44am
  • I read the books last summer and decided to re-read them this summer. I must have had a lapse of judgement when I thought I liked the books. When I reread them, I was bored and irritated. Every book is the same thing. "Edward, I can't live without you." "Oh I can't live without you either, Bella." ::They kiss but of course Edward has to pull away because Bella underestimates his self control:: Repeat a few hundred times and you have the entire Twilight Saga.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:11am
  • LOL i know a girl like that. Twilight is the most freakin retarded thing in the world i hate it more than i hate or love anything in this world. horrible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:12am
  • TWILIGHT IS THE FUCKING SHIT MANN!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:52pm
  • Dear 9:53, You suck at life. No one with half a brain cell should ever quote that line wrong. Love, me. PS: 9:22 FTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:57pm
  • ew, fat insecure clumsy teenage girl porn...that ones a keeper!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:04pm
  • how about we just stop replying if everyone hates it? ps who ever said "id go pale for jasper hale" i love you. but seriously jackson rathbone is too pretty for a man. hes beautiful. dear lord.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:19am
  • we have quite a while to go until they are out of the twilight phase...like 2 more years of it i think after november- 2 more movies to be relased. oh god. holy crap 2 more years of this???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:50pm
  • i totally know who this is talking about and its soooo fucking annoying cause its literally true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 2:01am
  • twilight has nothing to do with self esteem issues. all you guys out there are just jealous that girls like a fictional character more than you. just admit it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 3:50pm
  • 8:50 - Three more movies, actually... so I'd say get used to it or put your blinders on. But seriously. I'm a chick, I enjoy Twilight - but I don't use it as a damn conversation starter! Get a fucking life and some social skills.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:52pm
  • 1:37 - 1:05 here.... no i'm not the rawr'er but a lot of my friends say it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:40am
  • Can't blame Kristen Stewert for landing a role as a one-dimensional character. It really is not her acting, it's just the writing. Same for Rob Pattinson. They're both good actors that just got stuck with terribly written, flat characters.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:28pm
  • i am proud to say i am a HUGE TWILIGHT FAN! Love it :) and all you guys that hate it are just admitting your jealousy that you can't live up to girls expectations.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:08pm
  • I love it how people who supposedly hate twilight actually waste their time writing about it and usually end up talking about it longer than people who love twilight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:30pm
  • 8:54 i agree, kristen stewart is beat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:03pm