maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
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HAHA i laughed soo hard, twilight is sickening and I KNOW how damn annoying it is, gooshh. \nmuch like\n"so today, on facebook.." \nI feel your pain. haha dump her
hahaha!! reminds me of my friend....
No it's not jasper it's Cam he is so amazing....
edward is a pillow biter :P FEATHERS OM NOM NOM
ahaha the books are so stupid
so lets start arguing over twilight yet again.
seriously, these texts are only approved so you can bitch about twilight. its fucking annoying. get over it. twilight exists whether you like it or not.
i hate other things but still have to hear about them all the goddamn time. LIVE WITH IT. your bitching about it won't make it go away no matter how hard you try.
kristen stewart is not hot.
FUCKING SHUT UP ABOUT EVERYTHING omg
You're just jealous cuz you'll never sparkle like Edward does.
All guys hate Twilight because they can not live up to the expectations that girls have for them. Although these characters are vampires and werewolves, you do not need to be either of these to know how to treat a girl.
^ which is also why fans want him to date kristen stewart. brings the books to life. and also why there are rumours about her carrying his baby (pffffft)
run. run so far away from her or she will bit and infect you.
and also, 303 :]
lame, I know.
Oh fuck I love Taylor lautner
it's soft core porn for children.
wow, where have all the romantics gone? let me guess watching porn and having meaningless sex with the last person they met at the karaoke bar. FTW.. It's an amazing love story that could never exist thats what makes it so hot. imagination is the open window to the greatest possibilities especially in the bedroom.haha
Both Bella and Edward would make horrible partners for anyone else. That is why they are together, so that they cannot inflict their obnoxiousness onto innocent bystanders.
Also, Rob Pattinson is decent in How To Be and The Bad Mother's Handbook. Just not Twilight...
Stephenie Meyer is a thesaurus raping attention whore who shouldn't be allowed to write a grocery list, much less another book.
purr no.. talk dirty, moan, cuss yes.. my ears neck very sensitive so purring would be very arousing.. purr though, sounds way way hotter then "rawr". now i want this lol
only girls who have self esteem issues love twilight
this one time? at band camp? i read twilight.
omg fml h8 twilight.
"last summer at band camp..." was nerdy yet interesting and funny. this is just retarded.
i know that. i said after november - 2 more movies- not that summit confirmed the forth one. showtime did however. and i dont mind the books and i dont mind the eye candy on screen. but i hate the hype. its soooo annoying. and i agree with the social skills.
@ 3:30, you rock.
This thread is hilarious. Fuck Twilight.
i'm going out on a limb here and saying "rawr" is the noise made when growling sexually?? like purring?? i think
Twilight Books were good, the movie was unbearable, and the teeny boppers obsessed with Rob Pattison are in some desperate need of glasses.
kristen stewart was amazing in adventureland
fucking hollywood destroyed twilight i love how evry1 loves fucking vampires now and thinx they kno twilight off that movie o btw ROBERT PATTERSON fell off the fucking ugly tree and hit every branch on the way dwn and evry time i see him a piece of my sanity dies a little
Kristen Stewart is not at all hot. No way, no how.
I just can't think that anyone who either looks constantly stoned or constantly mortified is hot. She's also a horrible actress which makes it worse.
Yeah, that's kina pathetic. Have to agree with you on that one. The teeny vampire thing needs to die already.
Oh, and for those of you who haven't noticed yet... Edward is creepy. If this guy was real, he would have a restraining order. Especially if he was ugly.
9:00 have you watched anything other than the twilight movie, with Kristen Stewart? because last time i checked in every role she actually cares about she's good in, I mean everyone knows that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart hate playing as Edward and Bella, they both came out and said it in interviews, and you can't be ignorant enough to believe that she sucks as Bella because she's a shitty actor, watch different movies with her in them, she's a way better actress then you're giving her credit for
i get very defensive about that girl so dont get me started. lol
Rob Pattison is ugly as shit. Im so sick of seeing his face everywhere. Only reason i tolerated this crap ass movie was for Taylor Lautner ^_^
1:52 - you've never had someone purr at you?? i know both guys and girls the do it... kind of animalistic ;)
dear 9:27, marry me? finally someone sees that 'yeah its out there its annoying but so are alot of other things get over it. if you dont like it dont react to it' you are wonderful.
9:23. agreed. they fucking hate edward and bella roles. it really sucks that its what made them huge.
^^ yeah they could learn how to be a creepy ass stalker.
Edward is one of the worst boyfriends I have encountered in both real life and book life, and Bella fails for thinking he's so amazing. I've read the books and I fear they will have a bad effect on young tween/teen girls searching for what to expect when they meet a guy and concluding that Twilight is a good example.
What's even more pathetic than the teeny boppers who are obsessed with Rob Pattison are the middle-aged women who are obsessed with him.
@1:05 are you the "rawr' er? @1:21 I agree once was enough for me also. my co worker read each book 6 times. i couldnt believe she was bragging about it her marriage has to suck.
besides- her awkwardness and horrible acting add to her hottness.
i mean, i dont mind seeing Kristen Stewart everywhere. god is she hott. and im a girl for crying out loud but this vampire shit has got to stop!!
hahahha i fucking hate twilight
twlight sucks but i'd go pale for jasper hale.
kristen stewart looks like a man and Robert pattinson looks like a girl....cannot understand what people see in them...taylor lautner on the other hand...
9:31 I totally agree. Gayest thing I ever saw.
this one time at band camp... classic <3
area 303?? really?? you guys give denver a bad name! and if she was reading twilight how old was she?? 12?!?!
haha i love "I love it how people who supposedly hate twilight actually waste their time writing about it and usually end up talking about it longer than people who love twilight."
and i'd let the girl vampires suck something
Kristen Stewart is fucking disgusting and needs to take a fucking shower. She looks like she just swam in a tub of oil.
Agreed. So totally agreed.
was anyone else really disturbed by the woman who made an edward cullen action figure into a vibrator?? all the Twi-Hards are getting me down... read real vampire literature THEN tell me how much you love the books
Thanks for the 411 @1:05 i can't.. lol i mean what happen to mmm or umm nevermind to each thier own. I am just picturing this hot ass girl & instead of mmm baby i am hearing "rawr" lol guess i def need to experience a "rawr "er
How can you read Twilight that much? christ, she needs to get a life.
^Agreed. Rob Pattison is definately ugly, and skanky. Kristen Stewart is as well. I'm sick of hearing all these little girls "awwwing" over him.
Oh wow. Please get out of the twilight phase and move on to real literature.
Snark is allowed. Was she being snarky?
i love twilight, mothafuckas
maybe shes a slow reader? or just slow. how hott was she? i would put up with the twilight crap if she was over a 9.
Harry Potter 4 Life.
i like the unconventional beauty type girls. so yeah sorry 8:54, i think she is.
i liked robert pattison before twilight,(hp) but im not a teeny bopper ..lol
that's why i like the way rob plays him... he's actually admitted to hating edward as a character, and feeling majorly creeped out because the books are essentially the sexual fantasies of smeyer in book form... and so plays the guy as a manic-depressed self-loathing creep
2:38, I definitely agree with you on your second point. He's creeptacular.
8:52, you dont have to be 13 to like it. but to talk about it in every breath yeah probably between 13 and 16
omg this sounds a lot like this chick i went to hs with. hyperactive lil snotty bitch..
Guys could learn a thing or two..or a million..from this book.
10:06(2) - haha, taylor lautner may be only turning 17 but MAN is he sexy.... the things i would do to him.... rawr
I just love that impossible love is possible like pretty women it's a twisted fairytale lol.
I read the books last summer and decided to re-read them this summer. I must have had a lapse of judgement when I thought I liked the books. When I reread them, I was bored and irritated. Every book is the same thing. "Edward, I can't live without you." "Oh I can't live without you either, Bella." ::They kiss but of course Edward has to pull away because Bella underestimates his self control:: Repeat a few hundred times and you have the entire Twilight Saga.
LOL i know a girl like that. Twilight is the most freakin retarded thing in the world i hate it more than i hate or love anything in this world. horrible.
TWILIGHT IS THE FUCKING SHIT MANN!!!!!!
You suck at life. No one with half a brain cell should ever quote that line wrong.
PS: 9:22 FTW
how about we just stop replying if everyone hates it? ps who ever said "id go pale for jasper hale" i love you. but seriously jackson rathbone is too pretty for a man. hes beautiful. dear lord.
ew, fat insecure clumsy teenage girl porn...that ones a keeper!
1:37 - 1:05 here.... no i'm not the rawr'er but a lot of my friends say it
we have quite a while to go until they are out of the twilight phase...like 2 more years of it i think after november- 2 more movies to be relased. oh god. holy crap 2 more years of this???
twilight has nothing to do with self esteem issues. all you guys out there are just jealous that girls like a fictional character more than you. just admit it...
8:50 - Three more movies, actually... so I'd say get used to it or put your blinders on. But seriously. I'm a chick, I enjoy Twilight - but I don't use it as a damn conversation starter! Get a fucking life and some social skills.
i totally know who this is talking about and its soooo fucking annoying cause its literally true
Can't blame Kristen Stewert for landing a role as a one-dimensional character. It really is not her acting, it's just the writing. Same for Rob Pattinson. They're both good actors that just got stuck with terribly written, flat characters.
i am proud to say i am a HUGE TWILIGHT FAN! Love it :) and all you guys that hate it are just admitting your jealousy that you can't live up to girls expectations.
8:54 i agree, kristen stewart is beat
I love it how people who supposedly hate twilight actually waste their time writing about it and usually end up talking about it longer than people who love twilight.