I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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