We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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