everyone is single if you try hard enough
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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