Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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