Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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