I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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