tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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