with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
You did what with his pubic hair?
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