You're earring is so big in my mouth
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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