the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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