i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
