So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
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I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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