k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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