who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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