omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
sex in a hospital.. check
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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