he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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