How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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