I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
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But did you give him head while feeding him pizza... That woulda sealed the deal
That better have been between sessions. If not, you were just wasting time. And your mouth.
Gee ...kind of an under achiever don't you think
Overconfidence may be your downfall.
This would have been bettet from the guy's POV