home. puking in laundry basket.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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