D3 body, D1 cock
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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