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  • 81 65
    Submitted by meg007 on Apr 23, 10 at 7:07pm

    Crack is trashy. Coke keeps it classy!

  • 84 75
    Submitted by sequioa on Apr 23, 10 at 5:24pm

    i doubt all that money would be worth five minutes of entertainment followed by twenty minute nosebleeds

  • 89 87
    Submitted by spock_fetish on Apr 23, 10 at 5:00pm

    Coke is trashy. Since when is it cool?

  • 73 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 5:11pm

    what's up with all these cocaine texts on here

    • 50 54
      Submitted by AndICareBecause on Apr 25, 10 at 7:55pm

      Same reason there are often texts about sex; people like it. (Some anyway)

  • 74 65
    Submitted by yousirareanass on Apr 23, 10 at 4:17pm

    Crappy Weed would be more appropriate.

  • 70 67
    Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 23, 10 at 8:05pm

    I like cocaine a lot.

  • 70 70
    Submitted by pinkcarnation on Apr 23, 10 at 6:24pm

    Colombians don't celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

  • 55 51
    Submitted by chuckie1687 on Apr 23, 10 at 9:23pm

    That would make for an awesome Cinco De Mayo.

  • 66 73
    Submitted by mr_ed on Apr 23, 10 at 6:42pm

    Really Coke is trashy, ur dumb!

    • 33 61
      Submitted by reganite on Apr 29, 10 at 9:52pm

      true trash is meth.

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 1:06am

    And ur wallet!

  • 63 69
    Submitted by smellmyfakelegs on Apr 23, 10 at 5:15pm

    Someone would prolly die, Mexican brick would def be the ideal choice.

  • 51 48
    Submitted by killinme on Apr 24, 10 at 6:47am

    Totally. Innovative ideas like this are what make America great!

  • 45 39
    Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 19, 10 at 7:24pm

    I wuld beat the hell outta that donkey! Forecast snow up yer nose!

  • 64 77
    Submitted by mcgugan21 on Apr 23, 10 at 4:50pm

    Hugs not drugs friends!

  • 58 66
    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 23, 10 at 8:32pm

    4:17 agreed

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 9:54pm

    My friends did that with 80's.mmm

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Jade110 on Apr 23, 10 at 4:14pm

    Ahh yeaah!!!!

  • 49 54
    Submitted by MilkyMan on Apr 24, 10 at 8:23pm

    That's my birth day

  • 52 60
    Submitted by sketch3645 on Apr 24, 10 at 3:04am

    Oh, or a sombrero filled with meth! Douche text

  • 52 63
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Apr 23, 10 at 5:57pm

    Really....don't tell me pinata is the new magic word...

    • 49 54
      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 23, 10 at 9:26pm

      What's really funny is that you use the phrase "magic word" about 50x as often as any of those magic words ever actually appear.

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Coley314 on Apr 24, 10 at 11:22am

    Yea really awesome!!! Jerksock

  • 45 56
    Submitted by asalari on Apr 23, 10 at 4:14pm

    Second piñata today

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 25, 10 at 2:10am

    Uhm yall are all stupid. It's funny because coke is a mexicans drug.

  • 57 81
    Submitted by ericalew on Apr 23, 10 at 10:22pm

    Why are there so many coke texts? I'm all for smoking weed, but coke? No thanks.

  • 45 57
    Submitted by godlessBJ on Apr 23, 10 at 6:13pm

    Since when is a Spock fetish cool?

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 23, 10 at 11:49pm

    join this person with the liquor piñata person three texts down

  • 50 70
    Submitted by kinda_bitchy303 on Apr 23, 10 at 5:57pm

    Depends on whether they mean coke-cola or cocaine, cus the drink wouldn't work as well...

  • 26 31
    Submitted by party654 on Dec 4, 11 at 12:27am

    No. .

  • 42 63
    Submitted by cbtango on Apr 23, 10 at 6:44pm

    O.o... Maauha <- ur brain on drugs

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 24, 10 at 1:06am

    Lol. Weed. Gimme coke any day. Gimme it! Now!