You're earring is so big in my mouth
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
im on a boat
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