party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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