His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I think your dad took our porno
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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