I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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