Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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