onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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