Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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