dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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