Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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