Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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