Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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