hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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