Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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