Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she looked like the before picture.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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