"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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