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Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
tequila makes me forget i have legs
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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