somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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