If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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