Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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