doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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