careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
It's shark week go big or go home
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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