i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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