Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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