I would go down on you faster than GM stock
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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