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  • Really, 4:54? I didn't think you could feel anything on a regular mattress.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:55pm
  • you can't. i have one. my bf does it all the time. i can't feel it but i'm awake oh and the sex is terrible. we got a separate mattress for sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:21am
  • LMAO! THis is a hoot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:25pm
  • i have a friend who has one and he says the sex is not as good because there is no bounce back.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:35am
  • u can if you're a light sleeper. i feel the covers moving.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:17pm
  • You can still probably tell by the motions but the matress wont move.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:17pm
  • BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE NEW MOTION PROOF MATRESS!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:42am
  • I never could feel it when they were next to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:38pm
  • @ 5:25 unless you have a tiny penis like me. Then even on a a water bed they'll have NO idea....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:27pm
  • Yes when blow 6njts pm you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:39pm
  • You definitely CAN on a regular mattress.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:54pm
  • I've got one - you can't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:53pm
  • This is really good information to know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:37pm
  • i received this text message! i'm special!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:08pm
  • you feel it no matter what, woke up a couple of times in the middle of the night to some shaking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:03pm
  • possible selling point? "Are you tired of waking up due to the earthquake like vibrations your partner emits when pleasuring himslef in the night? Not willing to make yourself more available to him? Well now we have the perfect solution." I wish Billy Mays was still around :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:23pm
  • My girlfriend tells me she feels it everytime

    Submitted by Teetilakat on Jun 27, 11 at 8:57pm
  • he did on your face. don't lie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:20pm
  • Hell, I can feel it when my cat licks his own nads. Yes, you can tell when someone's next to you jacking away on a Tempurpedic. Though to be fair, the cat has never jacked off that I know of...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:17pm
  • The ShamWOW guy is a DOUCHE. I do love the SlapChop infomercial, though. "You're gonna love my nuts!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:54am
  • 5:23 is hysterical. I love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:54pm
  • i have one and yes you can tell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:32pm
  • If the mattress is on the floor you won't feel it. If the mattress is on a frame, you will.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:54pm
  • One catch - the bedframe shakes :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:25pm
  • THE SHAMWOW GUY KILLED BILLY MAYS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:48am
  • you'll hear him fapping. most awkward one night stand ever, he was too drunk to get it up so he's just fapping to my side while i stared at the wall and tried to figure out how to get him out of my house

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:09pm
  • why are so many people saying bad night...? it's not like this happened to the person, if it did, they wouldn't be asking the question...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:29pm
  • Oh, Billy Mays... miss you everyday.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:46am
  • Yes, yes you can not quite as much though lol

    Submitted by missjam09 on Jul 3, 11 at 5:01am
  • That's why they made em. Fucking on them is terrible but you can wank it like a ninja. They're for married people

    Submitted by pellvis on Apr 19, 11 at 2:54am
  • you can usually hear them though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:38pm