i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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