new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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